It's the weekend and you and your homies want to celebrate in style -- by sharing yourselves with the world via YouTube. But how? You've already lit your farts, lanced boils, exhausted your techtonik dance moves, and antagonized the family pet -- filming all the while.
You need something that's going to really stick: Salvia! Yes, the littlest drug, a sage extract and powerful hallucinogen that's still legal in 44 states. Smoke up and hit record.
It's a shame that some dumb kids could potentially ruin the fun -- if the drug is illegalized -- for the folks who need hallucinogens the most: The middle aged.